Philey, is quite possibly the most frightening anthropomorphisized frog ever to exist on the interwebs. He is the notorious driver of the jet prupulsioned ice cream truck, which lures young mammals with it's enticing music.
If you turned around,
He'd be there.
But you wouldn't be able to see him.
And don't forget, the twisted individual behind this account.







I think he's gonna gives me the nightmares.
Boy, I really hates it. D:
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... And while you're at it, keep the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul.
FAQ #666: Does Complaints have a chat room?
You bet your sweet bippy! #TheComplaintsTavern
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BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA
fear me
sizziling glee
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I will unleash the cows onto the unsuspecting public. You just wait.
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